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  2. I prefer “Do Tell” to “Tell All.” The former sounds more like giddy friends holding hands and whispering than skeazy, invasive “Tell All.” Stay off my nuts about it.

  Celebrity Biographies

  1. For a list of my All-Time Top Bios and Memoirs, see here.

  To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

  1. “You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view” means “If you sit in Dad’s chair, you’ll see you can see your basket behind the TV.”

  Ghost World by Daniel Clowes

  1. For a list of books to read after Ghost World, see here.

  The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer

  1. But for a list of books about girls and romance that don’t make me cringe, see here.

  The Ice-Skater’s Bible, 1982 edition, by Richard Montgomery

  1. Award received: Olympic Gold, pairs program.

  Cult of the Born-Again Virgin: How Single Women Can Reclaim Their Sexual Power by Wendy Keller

  1. Of course, if you like something about yourself, it has to be “secretly.” Why would women openly like things about themselves? That’s ridiculous.

  He’s Just Not That into Literacy: Turning Your Lover into a Reader

  1. This person’s mom got the Pungent Chicken Liver recipe from page 233 of the 1969 edition of Evan Frances’s Family Diet Book, so don’t let her tell you she “threw it together.”

  NOTES AND ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  The wonderful Toad-isms quoted here are from the following stories by Arnold Lobel, in order of appearance: “Spring,” “Swimming,” “The Hat,” “Cookies,” “Alone,” “Christmas Eve,” “Tomorrow,” “The Hat.”

  The plays quoted here are all selections from volumes 1 and 2 of Scenes for Student Actors by Frances Cosgrove. The plays quoted are as follows, in order of appearance: Small Miracle by Norman Krasna, The House of Connelly by Paul Green, Nine Til Six by Aimee Philip Stuart, Big Lake by Lynn Riggs, The Last Mile by John Wexley, Berkeley Square by John L. Balderston, Something to Live For by George O’Neil, The First Legion by Emmet Lavery, Lucrece by Thornton Wilder, The House of Connelly by Paul Green, Accent on Youth by Samson Raphaelson, When Ladies Meet by Rachel Crothers, Dodsworth by Sinclair Lewis, and Rebound by Donald Ogden Stewart.

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  This book would not, could not be without my agent, Laurie Fox, and a little bit of fate, but mostly Laurie, who liked my writing and took a leap with me and has since provided so much knowledge and encouragement.

  Endless thanks also to my editor, Amy Einhorn, who gave me guidance and reminded me to trust my voice, whom I know is the best because every time someone asked who my editor was and I told them, they just about did a spit-take, and to associate editor Caroline Bleeke, who gave me great encouragement and answered each question I had not only promptly and correctly but sweetly. Conveying all these things over email is an art. To the team at Flatiron Books, who made me feel welcome and showed me patience with the occasional gentle push when needed and who worked hard to make this book into A Book.

  To my library friends, Heather Booth and Samantha Minnis, who helped me think like a librarian when my brain was mushy. To Kristen Talaga, who partnered with me to make the Fine Print blog a thing, and Brice Bush who supported me and had a secret shelf of ridiculous books for me to cull from.

  To my family, who never thought I wouldn’t write a book. To Michael and Walden, who left me to type and freeze in the back room and, after I resurfaced, warmed my icy hands in theirs and drew me pictures to make me feel “very much better.”

  To Daniel Tiger, who allowed me an extra half hour of work without the guilt. To Bruce Willis and the cast of Moonlighting, who welcomed me with open arms when I couldn’t write another word.

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Annie Spence can read while doing almost anything else: walking, cooking breakfast, pretending to be interested in a conversation. She has spent the last decade as a librarian at public libraries in the Midwest and lives in Detroit with her husband and son. Dear Fahrenheit 451 is her first book.

  Visit her online at www.anniespence.com, or sign up for email updates here.

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  CONTENTS

  Title Page

  Copyright Notice

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  Introduction

  I. Books—The Letters

  The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt

  Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy

  The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides

  The Calculating Book: Fun and Games with Your Pocket Calculator by James T. Rogers

  The Miss Marple Series by Agatha Christie

  Dear John by Nicholas Sparks

  The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger

  Pulitzer Prize–Winning Books

  Grey: Fifty Shades of Grey as Told by Christian by E L James

  Big Stone Gap Series by Adriana Trigiani

  Misery by Stephen King

  The Fancy Bookshelf at a Party I Wasn’t Technically Invited To

  Street Biking: How to Ride to Save Your Hide by Bob Jackson

  Frog and Toad Storybook Treasury by Arnold Lobel

  Killing Kennedy and others by Bill O’Reilly and Martin Dugard

  The Easy Rawlins Mystery Series by Walter Mosley

  Scenes for Student Actors: Dramatic Selections from New Plays by Frances Cosgrove

  Color Me Beautiful by Carole Jackson

  The Fledgling by Jane Langton

  Cornzapoppin’!: Popcorn Recipes and Party Ideas for All Occasions by Barbara Williams

  The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri

  Coming Out Straight: Understanding and Healing Homosexuality by Richard Cohen

  Book That Jeffrey Eugenides May Have Owned and Written Personal Notes In

  The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien

  Matilda by Roald Dahl

  Cannery Row by John Steinbeck

  Women of the Street: Making It on Wall Street—The World’s Toughest Business by Sue Herera

  Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire

  Love Poems by Nikki Giovanni

  Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

  Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories by Dr. Seuss

  Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

  Of Love and Other Demons by Gabriel García Márquez

  The One-Hour Orgasm: A New Approach to Achieving Maximum Sexual Pleasure by Bob Schwartz

  Another Saturday Night of Wild and Reckless Abandon: A Cathy Collection by Cathy Guisewite

  Celebrity Autobiographies

  Celebrity Biographies

  My Truck Book by Ellen Kirk

  Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris

  The Harlequin Romance Spinner Rack

  To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

  The Books I Imagine My Upstairs Neighbor Reads

  Principles of Bloodstain Pattern Analysis by Stuart H. James, Paul E. Kish, and T. Paulette Sutton

  An Education by Lynn Barber

  Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank

  The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein

  Delta of Venus by Anaïs Nin

  The Leisure Alternatives Catalog, 1979, edited by Joseph Allen

  Ghost World by Daniel Clowes

  The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer

  The Penguin Roget’s College Thesaurus in Dictionary Form compiled by Philip D. Morehead

  Marley and Me by John Grogan

  The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey

  The Crucible by Arthur Miller


  Public Library Children’s Section

  Pictorial Anatomy of the Cat by Stephen G. Gilbert

  Revenge of the Lawn: Stories, 1962–1970 by Richard Brautigan

  The Ice-Skater’s Bible, 1982 edition, by Richard Montgomery

  Cult of the Born-Again Virgin: How Single Women Can Reclaim Their Sexual Power by Wendy Keller

  Bunnicula by James Howe

  The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

  Better Homes and Gardens Dieting for One

  Forever by Judy Blume

  Magnificent Library Featured in Beauty and the Beast Movie

  Just Kids by Patti Smith

  Future Book Collection

  II. Special Subjects—Library Employees—Assistance to Readers

  I’d Rather Be Reading:

  Excuses to Tell Your Friends So You Can Stay Home with Your Books

  Book Hookups:

  Ménage à Livre (You and Two Books)

  Readin’ Nerdy:

  Books About Librarians

  Falling Down the Rabbit Hole:

  Books That Lead to More Books

  He’s Just Not That into Literacy:

  Turning Your Lover into a Reader

  Literal Reality:

  Get Outta This World, Get into These Books

  Blind Date:

  Good Books with Bad Covers

  Recovery Reads:

  A Book Lover’s Hair of the Dog

  Through Thick and Thin:

  Books for the Lazy, the Lively, the Long-Winded, and the Lethargic

  For Keeps:

  Books I’ll Never Break Up With

  Collect Them All!

  Epilogue

  Notes

  Notes and Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Copyright

  DEAR FAHRENHEIT 451. Copyright © 2017 by Annie Spence. All rights reserved. For information, address Flatiron Books, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.

  www.flatironbooks.com

  Cover design by Lauren Harms

  The Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available upon request.

  ISBN 978-1-250-10649-0 (hardcover)

  ISBN 978-1-250-11388-7 (ebook)

  eISBN 9781250113887

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  First Edition: September 2017